What do you do if you run out of golf tees?

Fsh. Had to dust this classic off today

They had a lot of things to ketchup on.

It was just one ting after another.

It wasn’t much of a suit

Bone tickling. It occurred to me when I suffered one and shared first with my bro, we had a good chuckle.

The pros and cons of prose and cons.

They both rely on anonymous tips. *just heard this today and had to share*

Two guys are standing at a bus stop when a big, muscular, mean looking dude steps up to one of them and says " H-h-hey, m- m- man. What t-t-time ya g-g-got?” The guy just stands there, staring at the imposing man without saying anything. The big guy finally growls "F-f-fuck you." He then turns to the other guy and asks the same question. "It's four forty-five.” the guy promptly answers, and the big guy nods and walks off. The guy then asks the silent man, "Why didn't you answer him?” He replies "B-b-because I s-s-stutter t-t-too."

I said “No sun”

He sees 3 slabs of meat hanging from the ceiling. He asks the bartender, "Whats up with the meat? " Bartender says, If you can jump up and slap them your drinks are free if not you pay everyone's tab. The man thinks a minute then says, nah the steaks are too high.